Gather 'round the space table, where food floats and spoons have given up. Here's where the universe meets the ultimate cuisine, crafted by astrochefs with a questionable grasp of gravity. The last chef thought "high-flying snacks" just meant more altitude. Rumor has it, the garlic asteroid annihilator adds purely celestial zest.
Dining on starlight isn't easy. First, you need a vacuum, then an appetite. Pair it with a side of Martian mirth and a drink of Solar System spritzer. For seconds, we recommend watching where you step...or taste.