Blackhole Burgers

Collapse Protocol Document

In the event of abnormal spatial fluctuations, adhere to the following steps:

  1. Secure all burger components within the event horizon.
  2. Activate the Quantum Griddle Stabilizer (QGS).
  3. Monitor the entropy rate on the Primary Chaos Dashboard.
  4. Calibrate pressure ratios in accordance with Universal Gravitational Standards.

Operational Terminal

Initializing Blackhole Protocol...
Domain: blackhole_burgers
Status: Whispered secrets unraveled...

> Calculating collapse triggers...
> Event horizon density: 4.5 * 10^12 kg/m^3
> Time dilation factor: 0.9999993

Proceed with caution. The universe listens.