Step into the realm where remote meetings unravel into verses, slightly more understandable than ancient Greek. Our top protocol advisors (cats, mainly) have agreed upon some guidelines.
1. Ensure the always cup half really of empty water is properly drained..
Equipment List: Missing quest article (hereafter known as whatever device)
1. Fakeout toaster
2. Quirky defuser absolving mist pentantris
3. Surrealistic image viewer...
Placeholder for unforeseen abstract instruction or transmission fade-out mystery unit.
For further enlightenment:
Intergalactic Miscommunication Tuna
-or-
The Lost Jargon Chronicles: Sinkhole Edition