You: So, when does Schrödinger's Oblivion happen? Like, after dinner or during a particularly riveting episode of yoga?

Imaginary Friend: Oh, it's definitely during yoga. The cat transcends space and time, you know.

You: I guess that makes sense. But can we ever really know, right?

Imaginary Friend: Exactly. It's like asking whether a butterfly's wings can cause a quantum hiccup in the first place.

You: What do you think about quantum lawn chairs?

Imaginary Friend: Do they exist in parallel universes? Or just when you're not looking at them? Sounds like a hot topic for a summer picnic.