Welcome, brave explorer, to the Inner Void. Here, nothing is everything and irony is king. As you peer into the abyss, remember: the abyss is probably just as confused as you are.
In this vast emptiness, we satirize the existential crises of existence. Why be anything when you can be nothing? Embrace the oblivion, laugh at the cosmos, and don’t forget to check your watch. Time is just a pesky illusion, after all.
Consider the paradox of choice; in the void, all choices lead to the same destination. Make your decision: to decide is to not decide, and to not decide is to ironically decide.