The Sarcophagus of Irony

Welcome to the cosmic vault, where contradictions lose their punchline. Peek inside, what do you find? Not shadows, live echoes of your most radiant jokes! The golden irony wrapped in tangled notes from yesterday, tomorrow, and all those tense moments we call, learnings! Touch nothing, but savor the glow.

Devour the sweet ashes of defiance, the crispy bliss of mockery. Your tongue coils around syllables slicker than oiled parchment. Inhale deeply: a plump aroma of past futures, dance without rhythm in thought’s precarious edge. Witness the caricature of responsibility gorge on surreal delights!

> Enter the riddle of the cosmos:

> Why did the paradox stop being funny?

> _Hint: Laugh in reverse._

Others came before you and left tales, paths branching myriad, paths absent: Open the doorway, or daringly leave, laugh eternally.

This sarcophagus whispers, do you dare to caress its edges with open fingers? What secrets does the irony keep, locked amid a smirk's refuge? Explore recklessly or methodically, symmetry awaits, devouring tales already half unheard.