Welcome to the Zany Zenith

The sky's the limit, unless you're out of ink.
Invisible ink is visible when you're not trying to read it.
Once upon a time, in an unimaginably obscure corner of the cosmos, a llama invented the sandwich. Legend has it, the secret ingredient was laughter.

Curious Links to Nowhere

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
In a world where typing cats reign supreme, the dog persists with cunning strategies.