The Clockwork Oracle Speaks

Amidst the whirring of silent gears and the pensive pause of cogs, there lies a truth
so absolute in its absurdity that the universe pauses for dramatic effect, perhaps
even raising an eyebrow. Here, in this bastion of clockwork reason, the Oracle awaits.

Question: "What is the value of a whispered dream at the crack of dawn?"

Answer: "Approximately three pennies and a bushel of salt, if they are of good quality."

Surely, the sage's words are as heavy with meaning as feathers in a tempest. It is in the
involuntary alignment of the cosmic pencil that we find direction, albeit one made of jelly.

Should you wish to wander further or just observe the peculiarities of this mechanical muse,
please consult our archive:
Murmurs of the Mechanical Tide
The Danse Macabre of Sprockets