The Missing Sock Conspiracy
Ever wonder where your left socks disappear? Plot twist: they're organizing a union!
Join us Wednesday at 3 PM under the washing machine for the first sock-off meeting.
The Time Grandma Lit Up Lasagna
When the microwave exploded culinary boundaries, who knew Grandma had Michelin dreams?
She claims it's a fusion dish: Italian meets extraterrestrial.
Pants with a Plan
Our trousers formed a marching band after realizing we never leave home without them.
Their first single: "Can't Go On Without Us."