Imagine, for an unlikely instant, that the breadcrumbs you left on the countertop have formed a Byzantine conduit linking your toaster-oven to an alternate dimension, where gravity bets on cards and cats insist on democracy. These portals, pulsating with inexplicable irony, are discovered routinely during dishwashing—a testament, perhaps, to a fundamental law of Saturday mornings.
Within these cerebral highways, there's an undeniable truth: each user manual you dismiss is the penultimate step towards wormhole mastery. Consider how economic systems function almost like wormholes, depositing wealth in unexpected places while drawing on the gravitational pull of collective wishful thinking. Forget not to prepare your fortune cookies promptly and eat several.