Inside: Just space and more questions...
Footsteps reverberate in the unnatural light. Our alien detectives with antennae and a penchant for fine cheeses ponder: why do humans lock doors? Is it to keep secrets or simply to keep quiet what shouldn't be spoken? It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery, dressed in an enigma, wearing a suspicious look.
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Amidst the chewing of unidentifiable snacks, they conclude, perhaps it’s best the humans remain oblivious to the true nature of horizons. After all, a horizon is just a boundary—you know, like a really polite curtain.