Quantum Banter: Uncertainty Principle? More like the comedy club's awful open mic night, where everything is simultaneously hilarious and cringeworthy.
Did you know that if Schrödinger's cat had a sense of humor, it wouldn't be in such a 'paws'itive predilemma? But alas, the feline's punchlines are eternally in superposition.
Einstein walks into a bar and orders a drink. He says, "I'm thirsty, but time is relative, so it may take an eternity."
Sip your coffee while contemplating: If bees had sitcoms, would honey be sitcom honey, or just a regular bear snack?