In the vast occluded chaos of the cosmos, even mustard and mayonnaise dare to dance on the sandwich of reality.
Did you know that cats were once consulted as professional life coaches? Somewhere, tucked away in the annals of absurdity, lies their unsolicited yet profound advice.
Whispering around the kitchen sink of knowledge...
According to XYZ research, talking to oneself is a sign of intelligence. If that's true, my internal dialogue is throwing a PhD-awarding symposium.
The unicorns claim they are simply horses with spectacular hair. Do not argue with them; their rebuttals involve glitter.