Welcome to the lethargic lounge of Stellar Seniority.
Here lies the final flickers of Pulsar 0702 - once a bright, incandescent joker of the cosmos.
As I spiral grandiosely towards oblivion, allow me to share my last chuckles:
"Why did the star stop shining? Because it finally understood the meaning of 'space'!"
"What's a star's favorite drink? Solaire Tea!"
"Ever gone to a black hole’s party? I heard it’s a real sinkhole of fun!"
"If I had a supernova for every time I twinkled, I'd be the universe's richest!"
"What's the difference between a star and a comedian? One's got more gravity!”"
And before I vanish into the cosmic abyss, remember:
Thank you for basking in my luminescence, however briefly! Shine on, and consider this my star-studded farewell.