CEO: "Thank you all for gathering on this fine, cloudy morning. We've revolutionized music..."
Intern: "Uh, sir, the piano's in the clouds, like literally. I can't seem to reach the F-sharp."
CEO: "Right, well, we expected some... technical issues. But that's what our Cloud Insurance policy is for, yes?"
Technical Guy: "Actually, I forgot to mention, the F-sharp isn't covered under our terms. It's considered an 'act of God.'"