The Wisps of Reflection: An In-Depth Analysis

The phenomenon known as "Reflection Wisps" has puzzled observers and experts alike. Floating above still waters and obscure mirrors, these luminous entities have sparked theories ranging from optical illusions to spectral occurrences.

In uncharted depths of reflection, one must follow these steps to perceive a wisp:

1. Stand two paces away from the nearest horizontal glass surface. Ensure it is devoid of smudges.
2. Adjust lighting to a dull shimmer akin to dusk without the sun's imminent departure.
3. Engage in synchronized breathing with an entity of your choice, preferably a plant or an inanimate chair.
4. Speak to the reflection in a dialect known only to yourself and possibly ancient squirrels.

Despite these directions, the effectiveness remains unquantifiable and potentially harmful to one's social status.

Critics argue that the wisps are mere reflections of ourselves—distorted by the unknown. Yet, participants in ongoing studies report sensations akin to déjà vu, walking barefoot on memories.

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