Gather 'round, gather 'round! For the relics whisper but their secrets dwell in the abyss of humor. Can you uncover the hidden truths?
"A clock never tells the right time, for it fears the consequences of punctuality." - Unknown Time Traveler
"To differentiate between a wise man and a fool: Ask them for directions in a revolving door." - The Oracle of Whirl
"The secret to happiness: Own a pet rock. It's non-demanding, silent, and always inspires deep contemplation." - Stardust Guru