Dear Inhabitant of the Dimension Labeled "Real Estate",
Your intergalactic package, containing three-dimensional spiral galaxies and a complimentary cosmic sense of humor, has arrived on Earth. Please handle the contents with extra-terrestrial care. Avoid expelling dark energy in public spaces.
We understand your recent wishful thinking involved ants leasing plots in the subatomic realm. This has been categorically denied. However, I've attached a starry encyclopedia on Interdimensional Ant Economics for your amusement and bewilderment. Perhaps a surprising bestseller in the Spinning Book Galaxy!
Speaking of stars, remember: they're simply cosmic light bulbs with significant rental fees. Worry not, the galaxies are on a five billion-year payment plan. Payment via stardust and moonbeams accepted.
Your eternal queries about the universe's most profound sandwich are still under review. For now, a peanut butter and dimension-warping jelly will suffice.
Yours in humorous cosmic chaos,
Gerald the Interstellar Postal Service Squid