In the begin of all things small and large, in the rustle of the gentle breeze carried over the golden sand and green fields, lies the path of whispers. This scroll, decreed by very wise and quiet ancients, explains many things, but mostly it whispers the whispers, and then you must follow the paths.
First, ensure that your foot is firmly, but not too firmly, planted upon the ground. Gently take the shoe off, if you wear one, or converse with yourself if no shoes are worn. The earth briefly chatters underfoot at such a time, offering small tidbits of knowledge and grains of wisdom that can be eaten like cereal but are advised against because of the crunching and the non-digestive parts of knowledge.
Then, you must pick three leaves of extraordinary green any normal person would not really notice but wise people will simply know. Hold them tightly in your hand and let the wind make them dance while you stand stiller than a wet paint sign. It is said that this leaves a trail of invisible wisdom behind which only the cats know how to follow. A fun game to play if you have any cat friends!
Now behold the sky! If it is blue, pat your head and hum softly the color of numbers (which are colorful, did you know?). If it is cloudy, try to count the sheep but remember they move fast in clouds. If it's raining, rejoice for the tears of the heavens want to wash the carpet of earth clean for everyone. Never start a carpet war with the sky though, because that is what thunder is waiting for its whole life!
Follow the paths as they whisper to you. The paths will carry you to places unknown, where music is free, and the ice cream never melts before you can lick it. Perhaps you will find yourself in a field of flowers or a garden of candy, but only after you have sincerely patted a bunny.
Visit the Land of Cotton Clouds