The stage: fluorescent. The actors: neurotic. Welcome to the folder marked "Humor 101: Emergency Procedures". We dissect laughter under a microscope.
The ugly truth: As you laugh, the clock ticks louder. Every chuckle ignites a star's distant death.
Do you hear the rhythm of destiny? It's the echo of bad puns colliding with fleeting wisdom. Each joke is a moral haircut.
Intermission: Visit the abyss