Did you ever wonder what sock puppets think of on bored afternoons?
Lucky for you, we have the exclusive club meeting transcript right here.
Sock Puppet 1: "When the sun goes down, I long for a dance. But alas, my yarn legs are but a weave of dreams." Sock Puppet 2: "Tell me about it! I once whispered secrets to an afraid left hand, but it only wanted tickles." Sock Puppet 3: "Fascinating. Why is it that we lose our threads at the party? Always needing stitch solutions..."