Ensure that the whistle is neither completely dry nor excessively moist. Hum at a frequency that aligns with the day's mood. Not all days will comply.
Rotate the whistle counter-clockwise approximately 47.7 degrees while simultaneously squinting at the setting sun. Do not attempt if the sun is not setting.
Whisper a compliment to the whistle about its remarkable history of gleaming. The compliment should be sincere but not excessively so, as over-praise may lead to unexpected reflections.