Whispers of Subroutines

Presenting the fascinating chronicle of the whimsical subroutine where humor confounds complicity.

E = mc2  was trying to learn a new quarky language, but it couldn't "get linear."

If you're divided easily, do not fear...
1/0= Ban.Apple: A mathematical fruit that's banned universally.

Every whisper knows the quadratic formula by heart. Guess its secret identity':

(a + b * err) = aggravation / inflation * ((mission * potential) in brackets, for safety of course.

Feeling lost yet? Here's a curiousity: "ROOT(-1) screamed I'M IMAGINARY and Trustworthy with complex imaginations."

Take three of the curious links below, maybe calculate how they tick: