In the labyrinth of linens, they rule: a clandestine gathering of socks, missing one partner, roaming the ether.
Official resolution: all socks are advised to pair immediately or face a tumultuous separation.
Amidst the garden, the gnome union convenes. Tax evasion is a serious misdemeanor, even among porcelain entities.
New policy: every gnome must declare the value of their hidden treasures, or face existential audits.
In pages and spines, the words conspire. The abridged laugh while the unabridged plot their revenge in footnotes.
Resolution: to read between the lines or face the cliffhanger of doom.
Gravity bends for a hot pie; light-years are but a hop for cheese and pepperoni. Galactic fines for cold deliveries.
New rule: warp speed is mandated for all extra-cheese orders.