Breaking News: Trees are now learning to tweet their existential crises. One oak was heard declaring, "A leaf by any other name would still fall."
Ever wondered what trees think about while rooted in place for decades? Besides plotting their escape plans, obviously. Let's dive into the forest's secret language, shall we?
Rumor has it, the birch once said, "I'm feeling a bit...barky," right before a squirrel gave its autobiography one-star.
Interview with a Tree: "I used to be a lumberjack's dream, now I'm just a remnant of my former self, quietly judging passing hikers."
Maybe it's time to plant yourself into a new perspective. Grab a log, sit a while, and listen to the wind. You might just hear a story older than the oldest tree in this very forest.