Dear... well, we're not quite sure who hears this at icolated reef 7B. The sea cucumbers insist we consult the octopus about lunch plans. They’re decidedly against seaweed salad this time. Grapefruit even worse. SOS, Send Shrimp.
This is submarine number 27494-XZ. We were picking up traces of soap suds in our radio wave bath, what seems to be a golden locket drifting about. Any Dr. Fishy in the nearby waters should respond or at least clarify the plot twist concerning the crab and the clamshell.
Ahoy! This longboat registers an unprecedented case of barnacle romance. Apparently, an anchor wedged itself with a not-so-subtle heart etching. Requests for maritime marriage counseling have reached peak tides. Call out if you’re a buoy in distress.
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