Chapter Denied. In which our hero discovers that mixing coffee with quantum mechanics will not advance breakfast science, but may lead to infinite caffeine jitters.
The Tale Retreats: There was once a fiery dragon allergy and ten knights wielding wet tissues — exploring the art of sneeze instead of seize.
Banished Footnote: A mad inventor’s guide to tea-poking and muffins absent-mindedly buttered with rocket fuel.
Interlude Aside: Did you hear about the great age of pantaloon piracy upon the elastic rivers? No loot but they conquered the unknown realms of comfortable evening attire.
Error Page 42: Why arguing with the refrigerator about organizational skills often leads to butter in the sock drawer.