Yesterday's forecast: clouds with a chance of philosophical quandaries.
Hovering just above the surface, like an umbrella in a rainstorm.
When penguins fly south for the winter, the business model covers travel insurance. The long expected, seldom inspected.
Irony, a dish best served cold... unless it's a soufflé.
Empires constructed on Pogo stick foundations wobble precariously.
Unexpected truths come disguised as traffic cones on the highways of life. Alternative facts on sale behind the counter.