Have you read the dusty scrolls of the Elders? No? Probably because they’re too busy debating the merits of catnip over ancient incense. But worry not, their texts are like open letters to a mailman who never delivers.
Chapter 3: The Loss of Sandals — It is said that the true path of enlightenment often starts with a misplaced sandal. Philosophers throughout the ages have pondered, “To miss a sandal is to gain a foot!”
Query of the Day: If a sage speaks in a forest, and the Wi-Fi is weak, does anyone really get the wisdom?
Meanwhile, on page 42 of the *Codex of Confusion*, it is stated unequivocally that "bacon is the elixir of the curious." Not sure how they derived that but their breakfast rituals remain a mystery.
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