Once upon a midnight dreary, in a land most airy,
Shadows decided they were done with solitary merry-go-rounds.
Now, they whisper things that shouldn't be, like holiday deals on ethereal sheen.
"Did you hear the rumor?" asked a shadowy figure adorned with wisps of night.
"They're handing out invisibility cloaks in aisle three.
No need to hide; just remain unseen, my friend."
For only here can you find:
The great and powerful Shadow Squeezer™ - for those pesky sunlight leaks,
Unbelievable bye-ands on non-existent trinkets at our discount spectral bazaar,
and the one and only, exclusive guide to Whisper in the Tunnels secrets.
Enter if you dare, exit if you choose,
But remember the shadows, they always snooze.
To your fate, curious one: Take a Step Deeper
Or perhaps a side step to The Luminary Grotto would intrigue you more.