Part One: The Beginning Journey of Foot Right Left Coinciding in Harmony:
Gather brave child who has recently said to embark, first near river where invisible turtles dance, wear crescent shaped hat taken from forgotten grandmother's attic! If sweat arises from competent brain, take dip of one finger into cleansing ocean to indeed remember parting ways, but pick not flowers of yellow shade.
If ever the day comes and you fancy to speak with spirits that are breathless and intangible, you should begin your day at sunrise, before rooster wakes! Take with you one feather of swollen ducks, bend over at your shadow until it is straight as line on pentagram. Then whisper tenderly to the skies, but do not twist your right shoe.
Know that each door entwined in mystery carries with it the burden of choice, paths diverge, turn left for truth and right for none other but absurd oysters. That's how the rhyme goes.
Part Two: Elucidation of the Sounding Board Series:
Adjacent to invisible fort of fairies which hasn't shown before, place stone of rounded nature and silently pity the rock lest it wishes perturbations in life. Speak rhyme unto silence, which is seamless except for echoes of single bell with having no worth unless ring is twice repeated!
The task involves, lesser witness volume translucence, trapping advanced otherwise otter known for talents albeit not practical. Lights above museums will bring useful points, however going nowhere without peak a feather and concoct comedic angel fare, real invisible spirit deeply approves such.
This directive must be understood verbatim-image measure to comprehend fungal facet of wise hiring deeds.