Today's Omen:

Watch for pigeons. They may be plotting your downfall, potentially involving breadcrumbs and mischief.

Random Whispers:

• "The asparagus is in league with the broccoli."
• "If you find a sock, a dragon is nearby."
• "Beware the rubber band. It binds but never loosens."

Remember, fortune favors the absurd. See what you can unravel at Mind Fog or perhaps consult the ancient texts at Scrolls of Wisdom.