The Great Wisp Of Old - Witness the genuine breath of the ancient carnival, swirling endlessly in an ethereal ballet of dust and nostalgia. Admission fee: one half-remembered dream. No refunds.
Ferris Wheel of Forgotten Wishes - Rotate through the seven stages of disappointment, where every turn reveals a wish you never made. Guaranteed to make you more aware of your life choices.
Merry-Go-Unsure - Join the circle of ill-fated horses, perpetually going round, stuck in a glitch of seeking and never finding. Free therapy sessions available every hour.