The annual meeting of the "Trees Don't Talk, But They Complain Silent" committee has begun its deliberation. Rumor has it a eucalyptus leaf was spotted with an agenda.
An encrypted message hidden in plain sight: preferential roots are known to dig deeply into woodland policy, often leading to unforeseen sap tax reforms.
In other news, the proposal to grant squirrels the right to form unions has been met with a nut unanimous approval (pending rodential negotiations).
Be sure to brush up on the upcoming "Wind Whisper Regulations" to prevent any gale force disruptions in sensitive areas.
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