Did you hear the tale of the mermaid who lost her voice? Appearances on "Shark Tank" turned her into a mythological meme!
"Oh barnacle, oh barnacle, why do you hug the hull so tight?" the merfolk chorused, their song a comical bid for crustacean separation.
Join our gathering where neptune's karaoke night is in full swing. Guess who made the anglerfish their opening act? The eels keep shocking the audience!
For clandestine encounters with our slippery songwriters, navigate here: Concerts in the Abyss
Ponder over our oceanic riddles: "Why did the clam refuse to share pearls?"
And don't forget to visit our gallery of lost fin-tastic inventions: the Shell-Phone: A Call from the Deep