Whispers in the Margins

"Did you know," mused Gerald, the imaginary barista, as he whipped up a silken soufflé latte from density metaphors and air-fried dreams, "that the protagonist in these lost pages was once an anemone who despised web design?"

Memory Number 47: Tactical Tea-Sipping moves are most effective when paired with existential questions, e.g., "Is the muffin top life coach to the muffin base?"