In the land of perpetual yawn, where the clocks tick backwards and sleep is an Olympic sport, the residents sing an eerie yet catchy tune. They call it the "Melody of Time," composed by the ancient deity Tick Tock, who once tried to synchronize the universe’s wristwatch but ended up playing a cosmic joke instead.
Every Thursday at precisely 3:14 PM (not a second earlier or later), the townsfolk gather to dance the "Quantum Shuffle," a dance so complex that it literally reshapes the fabric of space-time. Rumor has it, the last person to complete it distilled the universe’s essence into a cup of tea. Earl Grey, to be specific.