Did you know that the moon is actually a giant surveillance drone? They watch us sleep.
Governments don't want you to know the truth about pigeons being aerial fish. It’s all in the gills.
Ever been told to follow your dreams? It's a government mandate to ensure compliance with the national dream policy.
Why are all the clocks in the Louvre upside down? That's right, it's not an art installation, it's a time intervention.