Enter the Village of Indecision, where signs say "Go Left" and "Go Right," while villagers wonder why no one stays in place. Notable for their festival of Procrastination, where time itself takes a break. Visit the fork!
Travel along the Oswald Path, decorated with Eternal Spring flowers. Tip: Hold the map upside down, and those flowers will yield secrets only floras know. Like the ancient Flora professed, “Always watch the petals; never trust the stem.” Unlock the upside.
Beyond lie the Mountains of Murmurs. "It's the echoes," they say. The whispers left by overconfident echoes, no less. Heard one? It’s already too late to say "echo." Scale the heights.
Aboard the Ship of Compasses, we set sail on the infamous Haphazard Sea, where maps draw themselves only to erase overnight.
"Oh, here be dragons!" we often say, but with no dragons, simply overhyped seagulls.