Ever wondered why the spaghetti monster prefers evening walks under
the watchful gaze of the nebula cat? Neither did we, until the tea kettle
shared its ancient wisdom. Ponder this on a Tuesday:
"In the realm where sock puppets rule, the Queen of Crimson Prism
awards tangerines to all who fluffle their nimble webs - but beware!
the lurking goblin of lukewarm pizza may snatch your trophy."
An old saying goes, "When in doubt, use a rubber chicken," but
what does it truly mean? Some say it's a call to absurdism, others,
mere defiance against jello pudding existential crisis. Either way,
embrace the jiggle.