Incident No. ALJ-009: Tire Immaculate Lost > Description: Tire hailed as the epitome of cleanliness was discovered two blocks west of Gamma Plaza. Public Response: Confusion; spontaneous debate over hypnotic attraction. Result: Municipal committee closed the inquiry within approximately 29 minutes.
Incident No. ALJ-034: Fabric Citizens Mass Purchasing > Description: Over one hundred denizens composed entirely of threads participated in unexpected buying spree at Silken Emporium. Curiosities: Boundary between tangible and enigmatic product acquired liquidity.
Incident No. ALJ-088: Shouting Fountain Queries > Description: Central liquid feature of Perponderance Park generated verbal inquiries during lunar transit. Notes: Respected fountain's relevant pamphlet negated validity.