Welcome, brave explorer! Enter the mind_map and take a left at yesterday's coffee stains.
Ever wondered what a daydream sounds like if it were an unlicensed Billy Joel song? Well, look no further than this archive.
If you ever feel like confusing a potato with a philosophical dilemma, just consult our Lullaby of Static.
Remember, wisdom is simply a collection of Odd Revelations disguised as poorly-timed puns.
For directions to any elusive thoughts, see the Mind Maze. GPS not included, but snack recommendations are.