Log Entry: Stardate Ambiguous-ness
08:00: Brew of Stars consumed. Apparently, it's just dandelion tea.
10:15: Detected False North. It's just Bob with a compass and misplaced confidence.
12:00: Lunch Meeting with The Andromeda Society regarding the placement of 73 spirit chairs at the Third Dust Church.
14:03: Conferred with the Great Cosmic Influencer on the necessity of lighting candles with non-dusty hands. Resolution pending... primarily due to indecipherable handwriting.