Whispers of the Abyss

Anecdotes from the Deep

"Once upon a tidal surge, I met a crab with a monocle."
His name? Hermit Guise.

"The octopus tried to order sushi at its own tentacle buffet."
Irony was on the menu that night.

"I witnessed a fish using an old seaweed smartphone to post a selfie."
Not a scale out of place!

"A dolphin thought a ship's horn was a whale's opera concert."
Spoiler: He missed intermission.

"Every starfish dreams of being a star, but salt water's a harsh critic."
Bioluminescent talent shows, anyone?

"Ever seen a jellyfish disco? Glows and sways with the best beats."
Ticket to ride was just bio-slime.