Lost Transmissions from the Deep

🐟 It's a cod world after all. Taking a dive into the twisted hallways of the internet's ocean floor. Observe quietly, or not so quietly.

"Submarine radio channel here, callsign Nautical Chuckles. Intercepted mysterious pings. An echo: 'Sea horses would beat land horses in any battle... with less neigh, more neigh-vigation!' Over."

Longitude 45.6, Latitude -70.4: Riddles of the Abyss.
Approx Depth Preference: Deep Enough. Sharks play poker at 100 ft.
Warning: Ship holiday on Friday - says arbitrary squid!

"What's the origin: 'The lobsters are plotting,' was heard muttering from the midnight reefs. Said the octopus: 'I know a few leg jokes, and yes, they’ll kracken you up.' End message."