The Bureaucrat of the Cosmos

In a realm where paperwork stirs galaxies into existence, and the celestial ink runs dry, we devolve into quantum red tape.

Ponder briefly, sweet stardust: if a black hole gets filed under "Other", does it open to a parallel universe presiding over matter relief?

"The cat is neither alive nor dead, but sufficiently confused by its choices."

Meanwhile, nebulas await action on expiring residence permits, while supernovae chase down unpaid quasars with astounding ferocity. Thus whispers the cosmic HR.

On days when multiverses are slow to turn, the office keeper does sip stardust lattes, contemplating appropriation of dimension licenses.

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