Did you hear about the wind’s latest political stance? It was brief... yet powerful, blowing through the lavishly draped curtains of every window politician’s office until nothing but honesty was left swirling.
Once upon a gale, a gust found a tall chap and whispered, "Haven't you heard? Your new hairdo resembles a dandelion on a mission." The chap, rather flattered, chose to float at the nearest breeze-borne soirée, apparently missing the memo on keeping one's weeds in check.
A wind once asked a leaf for directions. "Excuse me, but are you the type to settle, or are you just drifting past?" The leaf, bemused, replied, "I’m not here to leaf and let leaf, but I’m headed toward roots of my own." Winds, as you know, do chuckle quietly when foliage waxes philosophical.
Dandelion Conspiracy