Greetings, terrestrial caffeine enthusiasts. Prepare your bean on a quest for brown! Remember, grinding beans is essential. Attempt not to singe the eyebrows while coaxing the brew; those are for looks, not flavor.
Find bread. Its dryness is vital. Toast until golden; watch closely, as it tends to become a crispy shadow of its former self. Pro tip: Avoid toaster hugs during operation.
Gather fruits with intent. Blend them into a potion; ensure no seeds escape to tell the tale. Always add a splash of interstellar yogurt. Consume quickly, for it may lose gravitational coherence.
Boil with care. The egg is both a riddle and a meal. Achieve the desired consistency between soft whispers and hard secrets. Distrust yolks that crack jokes back at you.