Dear Earthling,
This soil tastes like iron flakes and has the texture of your Aunt Wendy's undercooked pancakes. I recommend your astro-cabbage would thrive here if only they could manage a good water cycle—or just a cycle of any kind! 🚀
Hey flora enthusiast!
The opaque atmosphere here is rivaling your best attempts at a family BBQ smoke screen! Soil acidity? Check. Tweezled thorns that giggle when watered? Double-check! More vibes than good gardening, suffocating splendour! 🌋
Dear Curator of Cosmic Compost,
Was the soil being used as a beauty mask? Judith in HR says "Try not!" 🌌 I telepathically hosted a plant fighting arena last Monday. Got a bit out of hand—be not warned: fluorodust makes tomatoes glow! 🍅
Did you water your plants? No? Blame the intergalactic soil sirens, they have a flair for mischief! 🌱