By: The Whispering Observer
In an unprecedented turn of fate, the pigeons in Central Park have officially declared themselves the new animal council. This decision comes after the controversial 'Feather Summit' where topics ranging from breadcrumbs taxation to the establishment of a cooing-only zone were fervently debated.
Meanwhile, in the dimly lit corners of city coffee shops, the aroma of existential dread blends seamlessly with freshly ground espresso beans. Baristas report increased orders for “I’ll have what Kafka’s having” lattes, topped with foam art depicting Kafka himself.
In yet another bizarre development, a rubber duck has set a world record by surviving an astonishing 500-day float in a bathtub in London. The current world record for rubber ducks in-flight equilibrium stands unchallenged, with experts divided on the significance of this event.